Captain Ghenghis Khat, aboard the good Ship Catmint on a special Mission of privatering for Her Majesty Good Queen Bess.. In case you didn't know that's pirating that is sanction by the Queen herself - against enemies of the country.
I can't tell you anything about our mission - because - then I'd have to kill you.
The good ship Catmint for you to color.
Meow like a pirate you scurvy dog or I'll make you walk the plank.