National Answer Your Cats Questions Day

Hello Everyone,
Yep today is National Answer Your Cats Questions Day soooooooooo ....
Let the Questions begin.

G: Why can't I eat at the table?
P: Because only people eat on the table.
G: Why?
P: Because.
G: Why?
P: Because I'm the mommy and I said so.
G: OH

G:What do you mean, get off the top of the china cabinet?
P: Umm Because I'm afraid you'll either fall or destroy some of my cherished pieces that are up there. Lets Face it you are not really all that graceful.
G: Da!, I'm a cat, I wont fall. - I need to be up high to snoopervise my domain. You are right about my knocking stuff off - but that's because you keep everything sooooooooo cluttered, so move some stuff to make me some room or give me a different high place to perch.


G: Ay, you got a problem with the snoopervisor?
P: Well most of the time I don't - but sometime, you are just so annoying when I'm trying really hard to get something accomplished and you are in my way and busy snoopervising.
G: You don't think you're annoying to me at times?
P: Well yes, I probably am, but...
G: No buts about it you are and I have learned to put up with you so you need to cut me some slack.

G: Speaking of Butts. What did you mean I didn't clean my butt?
P: Teehee! Well when you came at sat on my lap you got poop on my clean white shirt.
G: Sorry about that - did you have to tell the whole room - I was kind of embarrassed.
P: Sorry about that- I was just so surprised by it that i just said the first thing that came to mind.
I'll try to never do that again.

G: Why do you keep petting me when I tell you to stop and don't pet me when I want you to?
P: Well. I'm only human, I get confused trying to figure out what kind of mood your in. I thought you liked being petted?
G: I do like to be petted sometimes, and I know I'm pretty irresistible , but even I have my limits and when your petting me and I start swishing my tail from side to side that means stop and when I jump up on you lap and want to be petted I shouldn't have to put my head under your hand more than once - that means your suppose to pet and adore me now. Now do you get the picture ?
P: Well I'm glad you cleared that up. I'll try to be more observant in the future.

G: Just what's wrong with Tuna Breath?
P: Oh Nothing -
G: Well there must be something you say it often enough?
P: Well I'm not really a fish eating type person and sometimes your breath after eating your tuna is gross.
G: Well I don't call you garlic or onion breath - so be more mindful of my feelings.
P: Oh, Sorry. One more thing I will try to remember.


Is it just my imagination, or do I have more to remember than Genghis, as a result of this little conversation? Oh well, I'll do the best I can. But. I'm only human.

Have a good weekend everyone.

Hugs,
Penny


Purrs,
Genghis
P.S. Cats rule, Dogs drool.